January 2010
34 posts
So here's my options
Diablo with cody, or synechdoche new york with reg. weigh in on this
?
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Meet Dr. Spin
From a peer recommendation written for me for Davidson.
“I learned that what I initially interpreted as arrogance is actually benevolence and sincerity”
December 2009
41 posts
So I'm reading John Dies at the End
and I suppose I’ve always had this nagging suspicion that cracked.com is only good in small doses, and unfortunately, I was right. There is actually a limit to how many dick jokes I can find funny in an hour. It is sporadically hilarious though. For example this line by the demon possesed white trash kid.
Yeah, they call me shitload, ‘cause there’s a shitload of us.
What the hell, Georgia?
asideofstache:
Planning to drink and drive this New Year’s? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you.
Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year’s Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.
Services...
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The best kind of spelling gaffe.
People using defiantly instead of definitely. There’s a big difference between defiantly getting arrested and definitely getting arrested.
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A panda bear makes an appearance
I might start every essay with this line. It’s certainly an attention grabber.
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J: Ah, swimmers.You as cute as _____ when you swim?
Z: no
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I don't often play videogames
But when I do I go all out. And I always have to have a good soundtrack. It doesn’t always tie into the game though. For example, For my like 12th or 13th birthday I got mmhmm by Reliant K (this was when I was really into C-rock) and final fantasy 4. I still can’t hear that line about watching the proverbial sunset without imaging cecil trading his dark armor for a robe and white hair...
I LIKED THE BIBLE
thumbswithhands:
BACK WHEN IT WAS CALLED CLL’YTHGRAN NRRALGH’THU
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So apparently →
Hey this is to all you people skilled with...
One of you should make something out of the quote “You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold” it should be disturbing, yet fascinating. Thanks.
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You guys should probably be watching a porno
– My friends dad after watching a bit of the holy mountain.
Is this some sort of porno?
– My friends dad upon seeing the cover of the Holy Mountain
The crucified animal carcasses were borrowed from a local restaurant which were...
– IMDB “Fun Stuff” The Holy Mountain.
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It’s a hideous record… It was such a hugely painful mistake that happened in...
– Rivers Cuomo speaking of Pinkerton in 2001 (via fuckyeahpinkerton)
UH……………………. UH. UH……. UH.
(via criscodisco)
I quite like pinkerton but I think that the final word on it came from a rym comment or something like that, you can look it up if you want to get the exact wording (this is only the...
i love modest mouse so, so much.
(via criscodisco)
as do I!
It now lately sometime seemed like a kind of black miracle to me that people...
– Infinite Jest
i really dont understand this music. the vocals are redundant, it sounds very...
– Hilarious youtube quote on energy by the apples in stereo.
The Ice of Boston
is one of the best songs ever. I’m still not sick of it.
New Motion City Soundtrack stream →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“Minneapolis pop punk quintet Motion City Soundtrack are back with their Mark Hoppus-produced fourth album (and major label debut), My Dinosaur Life — and you can listen to an exclusive stream below of “Her Words Destroyed My Planet,” the second tune to be previewed from the album!”
I’m definitely digging what I’ve heard so far.
I feel like motion city is 50% music I...
I just made tentative plans
To go to Amsterdamn with an old friend. I know these things often don’t work out, but this could be awesome.
Steel yourself.
Here comes a spree of 69 love songs youtube vids.
For those of you who have never heard of 69 love...
The album was originally conceived as a music revue. Stephin Merritt was sitting in a gay piano bar in Manhattan, listening to the pianist’s interpretations of Stephen Sondheim songs, when he decided he ought to get into theatre music because he felt he had an aptitude for it. “I decided I’d write one hundred love songs as a way of introducing myself to the world. Then I realized...